Hi. I'm Madelyn. Or Maddie, if we're familiar. I'm old as dirt and my gender is best described as "employee", or woman with several asterisks.

I'm our system's manager and primary gatekeeper, which is a pretentious way of saying that I've been here for a considerable amount of time and that I run a tight ship.

I think I come off as an intimidating person, but overall I'm quite social. Feel free to poke me if you see me around.