agent of chaos. egregore of urgency. herald of serendipity. harbinger of tech issues that are impossible to describe and that spontaneously resolve themselves the moment you ask for help.

hi. i'm U. or blue or blue guy or wheat thing or whatever the fuck else you godless heathens like to refer to me as. truthfully i hate the idea of binding myself to a name so just pick a name and roll with it.

everything i try to write here is always pretentious and everyone's always telling me to say something less embarrassing but i'm going to be honest i don't give a fuck. listen. listen to me i'm talking directly into your ear now ok.

if you are reading this i'm talking to you specifically. go fucking buckwild. go be so wholly and unequivocally Yourself that it pisses everyone off. go be kind to the people around you. the world won't wait for you to get your shit together, so you've got to get it together kicking and screaming.

they can't stop you, only tempt you to give up. good luck.