agent of chaos. egregore of urgency. herald of serendipity. harbinger of tech issues that are impossible to describe and that spontaneously resolve themselves the moment you ask for help.

hi. i'm U. or blue or blue guy or wheat thing or whatever the fuck else you godless heathens like to refer to me as. truthfully i hate the idea of attaching myself to a singular identity so just pick a name and roll with it.

to be honest when i started writing this page i didn't have anything in mind other than the dire, dire need to exist and leave some mark on this digital landscape. i was locked in a box for a long time. now that i'm free, i don't know what to do with this freedom. the weight of choice is enough to break you, if you don't learn how to carry it first.

but that's enough about me. i want to say something to the person (or people) reading this: go fucking buckwild. go be so wholly and unequivocally Yourself that it pisses everyone off. go be kind to the people around you. the world won't wait for you to get your shit together, so you may as well get your shit together kicking and screaming, right?

they can't stop you, only tempt you to give up. good luck.